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1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your
face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly
stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor
on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat
the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
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Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
6. Put a
straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
7. Print out the complete
works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
8. Take the keyboard
and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working
conditions.
9. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
10. When doing calculations,
pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
11. Keep looking at invisible bugs and try to swat
them.
12. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
13. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc
drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
14. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone
agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
15. Light candles in a pentagram around your
terminal before starting.
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