Top 10 Placez NoT To HavE SeX
1. In the movies
2. In a car ... while your driving!
3. In front
of all your friends(some people r so gross!)
4. In a phone booth
5. In your best friends bed
6. At ur grandma's house
7.
At school
8. In your dirty garage
9. In the street
10. ON LINE
Top 10 SeX SpotZ
1.
In your bed
2. In your parents bed
3. In His car
4.
On a dryer, while running (can u run and hav sex at the same time? ohh i get it now!)
5. In a hot tob (spa)
6. On a
beach (unda da stars)
7. On a comfy couch
8. On a waterbed (what if u get sea sick?)
9. A plane bathroom
10. In
the rain
Top 3 Things NOT to say Before SeX
1. Is this going to hurt?
2. I've done this thousands of times
3. Are you
sure its on there?
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10 Good WayZ 2 Tell U'R in LOVE!
1. You hav to see them everyday or talk to them everyday otheriwse u feel
like ur gonna die
2. Ur stomach does somersaults when they come up to you and smile
3. You find everyway possible to
touch them
4. You start to notice little things about them that u neva noticed before (their eyes)
5. You cant stop
thinking about them
6. Woteva flaws they have you dont care about
7. You can be YOURSELF and not feel like your being
jusged when your aroud them
8. They can make u smile, if ur upset
9. You dont care what ur friends say about them u
still like em
10. You dont care what type of reputation they have
Sum ThingZ guyZ shoulD knoW
~*~ we r all crazy
~*~ so u know; a slut is a girl who will sleep wid anyone, a bitch is a girl
who will sleep wid any1 but YOU!
~*~ We do want HONEST answers
~*~ We do like compliments
~*~ It's not tha
size that matters, itz how he uses it!
AdvicE 2 HornY guyZ
* Cova ya stump b4 ya
hump
* B4 u attack her, wrap ur whacker
* Don't be silly, protect ur willy
* Don't be a loner, cova ya boner
*
If u think she's spunky, wrap ur monkey
* If u slip between her thighs be sure to condomize
* She wont get sick if u
wrap ur dick
* No glove, no luv
*Wrap it in foil, b4 checking her oil
* Right selection, will protect ur erection
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Top 3 Things to say Before SeX
1. I love you (and
mean it)
2. Rock My World
3. Let's get ready to rumble
Top
3 Things NOT to say After SeX
1. That was it?
2. Oops the condom broke ... my bad!
3. What was your name i didnt
catch it at the start?
Top 3 Thingz NOT to say during SeX
1. Is it in yet?
2. Jeez did i tell you,
you could take the bag off your head?
3. How much longer?
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10 ThingZ gurlZ luv about guyZ
1. If
we dont say we like u .. we usually do
2. We luv it when u smile at us
3. We luv it when u call us up for no reason
4.
We luv it wen u stick up for us in front of ur friends
5. We luv the way u link your fingers wid ours
6. We luv it when
u hug us and we feel soo secure
7. we luv it when u tell us u LOVE us, and mean it
8. We luv it wen u kiss us at un
expected times
9. We luv it how sum of u think its rude to kiss in front of every1 - it is!
10. but most of we luv it
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